Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.