Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado