Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole