Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.