Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE