Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

a guacaMOLE