Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Guacamole Jokes More Guacamole Jokes

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole