What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.