What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna