What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Engineering Jokes More Engineering Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor