What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton