What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.