What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!