Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!