Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.