Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we