What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.