What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage