What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.