What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins