What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleeds?

half a dog Derek, s01e05

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.