What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."