What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!