What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...