What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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I don't have a stamp collection.

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He tractor!

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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.