What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.