What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.