Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift