What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off