Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!