How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!