What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!