What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What's the best angle to tackle a problem?

The try-angle