What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!