What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!