What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired