What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.