What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why don't black people sleep?

Because the only one that had a dream was shot.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians