What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.