What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired