What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.