What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!