What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !