What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !