Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.