What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!