What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Why is Tylenol white?

Because it works

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on