How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.