Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

How do you annoy a Reddittor?

repost

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

Bathe Jokes More Bathe Jokes

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !