Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

De mentor.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?

Because she couldn't spell properly.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !