Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Gordon Jokes More Gordon Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Flash Drive Jokes More Flash Drive Jokes

What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.