Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What language does a patio speak?

Porch-uguese

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How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Program Jokes More Program Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.