Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID