Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

Smoke-a-mon

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What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !