Flash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What goes Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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It has a recognizable gait

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What data service is red and wireless?

Flash-Drives

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.