Jamaican Jokes

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Dr. Pokemon.

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

He parks his car, man.

A Pastafarian.

A gingerbreadmon.

A pastafarian.

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

To get stoned

Dey both sinna, mon!

Rasta Pasta.

Rastafriedrice

They roll their J's.

Cool Runnings*

Because they're jerks.

Benjammin Moore mon

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

You a cinnamon.

Snowoman no cry.

Jamaican me crazy!!

I love the pokey, mon.

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

They were selling quack in the park.

Non-prophet.

Surf far so good.

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

A Pastafarian.

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

Dey both sinna, mon!

The 'mons of Venus.

I love you.....

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

I don't have 2020 vision.

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Jamaican Jokes

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What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist?

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet?

What do you call a Jamaican motorcycle?

What is a Jamaican's favorite video game?

What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother?

What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts?

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

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