What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

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