Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.