Big Red, dawg.
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Dey both sinna, mon!
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
Because it was the punch line.
He wanted 2 hit singles
Carpaltunnel
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Because dey go baa...
Dey go baa.
I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.
HIM: What do you mean, "in it"
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
He parks his car, man.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
He foamed at the mouth.