Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Dey Jokes More Dey Jokes

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...