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her miscarriage
What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage
Her miscarriage. sorry.
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."