How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

A: It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y