How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.