How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!