How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog