How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.