How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.