How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !