How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...