How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)