How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)