Because those men already have boyfriends.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
There where you left him.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
The X-Men
You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.
Like that.
A woman with a towel fetish
Put a windshield in front of her.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
He said he can't elope.
