Because those men already have boyfriends.
Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!
To find a tight seal.
He ran out of balance
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
They both look good hanging from trees
Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Marry her.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
He kept pushing her around.
