Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?

Kim jong-deux