Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.