Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !