Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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