Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy