What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Who does Matthew McConaughey say is the most dangerous group in America?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right