What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.