What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.