What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle