Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes