Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."