What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Hijab

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Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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He Glocks in

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Tennish

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Oahu Akbar!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.