What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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you are turbanned

What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

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Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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I'll be goddamned.

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In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Aloha Snackbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.