What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist?

Radical.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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I'm arriving

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.