What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Allahu Mybad

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A non-prophet

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Haram bea

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Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Tennish.

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Aloha Akbar.

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PUNCH!

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!