What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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Get a new robe!

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Aloha Akbar.

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Aloha Snackbar

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ALOHA SNACKBAR

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This is my last resort.

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.