What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Ramendon

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

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When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.