What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Tennish

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.