What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.