What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.