Resort Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What did the roach say after a series of disappointing hotel stays?

This is my last resort.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.