Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school