Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school