Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.