Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

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Because it was two years old

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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'Can I join you?'