Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

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What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch