Hawaii Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.