How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"