How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What do you call a muslim crocodile?

An Allahgator!

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Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.