Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism