Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.