Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism