What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.