What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.