What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!