What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.