What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***