Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.