Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.