Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

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Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.