What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Caribbean Jokes More Caribbean Jokes

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?