Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!