Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Previous Random Joke Next
Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Boba Fett Jokes More Boba Fett Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.