Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.