Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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He Ran Solo...

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He was petrified.

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He was always mathturbating.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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They know how to work under the hood!

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1 if you hit him just right

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"