Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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Pao! Pao!

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Bye, son.

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A: A car thief who can't drive!

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"