Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Han Solo

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers