Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

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What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...