Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical?

Toluene

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because the prices were Solo

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A Jersey.

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Because they knead the dough.

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They shoot first and ask questions later.

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One was shot for playing with little children.

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Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

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What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.