What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.