Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Yay Jokes More Yay Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!