Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
It wanted to get off its ash.
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
The screaming speed bumps
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Denim denim denim
Reservations.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
His daddy was a mummy
Shut up son, and give me another shell.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
