Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.