Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...