Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball?

Three on three.

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.