What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Goal Jokes More Goal Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !