What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper