What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.