Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.